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How Killian's going to get the curse lifted ;)

  • *at Zelena's magical hideout*
  • KNOCK KNOCK
  • Zelena:Who could that possibly be? *opens door* What is the pirate doing he-
  • Killian:Question. So what if I just, like, kissed Swan on the cheek? Would that count, or-
  • Zelena:A KISS IS A KISS.
  • *the next day*
  • *Knock from Killian*
  • Zelena:Uhmmmm
  • Killian:But what if it was just an air kiss? Not even on the lips, just-
  • Zelena:OHMYGOD. SHUT UP.
  • *next day, knock knock*
  • Killian:BUT WHAT IF SHE KISSES ME FIRST?! Does that disqualify it, or-
  • Zelena:I can't even.
  • *next day, knock knock*
  • Zelena:Rumple, get the door. My nerves can't handle this.
  • Rumple:Pirate?
  • Killian:Ah, Rumple! Just the man I've been waiting to see! I've been wanting to ask your advice. So specifically, for the curse terms, if I kissed Swan for, let's say, five minutes-
  • Rumple:In a row?!
  • Killian:I know, but I'm worried I wouldn't be allowed to kiss her for longer. So, uh, that's my question.
  • Rumple:*can this guy even breathe* *wat* *groans* Let me ask-
  • Zelena:I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. OKAY?! I'LL LIFT THE CURSE. IF YOU WILL LEAVE ME ALONE, FOR FIVE MINUTES, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY-
  • *30 seconds later*
  • Roland:Papa, who is that and why is he running down the street shouting about the location of a bird?
  • Robin:Ah, that is Hook, I believe.
  • Roland:Yes but why does he tackling that woman-
  • Regina:Time for bed, darling.
  • THE END :D
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